The Hidden Magic of a Treadmill Runner’s Numbers

When spending time (especially extended- and in my case that means more than even a few minutes) on a treadmill, anything that can help it pass quickly is definitely something of extreme value. These are a few hidden gems I’ve discovered and uncovered along the way that definitely are for me, and that could also possibly be magic numbers for any other runner.

Treadmill Runner

The Reasoning Behind the Numbers Games

Every time I start out on a run, I know it’s bound to be as much a test of patience as it will be for endurance. Fortunately when I’m outdoors on the streets & sidewalks there are usually enough “distractions” around me (well, those in conjunction with just intently watching the ground in front of me so I don’t trip) that help to pass the time until I’m back home. Indoors on the treadmill however, it’s a considerably different world. I’ve been on it enough times at this point now though, to have come up with a few simple tricks that I coined my “magic runner’s numbers” (actually more like gaming numbers puns) that I rely on to help to make the minutes and miles fly (well, at least not crawl) by. That treadmill monotony, is of course one of the biggest banes of the (especially a cheap) device, but it does encourage (more like force) one to exercise the mind as well as the body, and as a result, this is one the cerebral workouts that found its way (more like lodged itself) into my psyche.

Clock-Watching is a Double-Edged Sword

You could say it all starts with a simple quest for knowledge, but one of the most difficult things for me to avoid doing when I’m running on the treadmill is “clock-watching”, especially when I’m nearing (or at least what I’m anticipating will be) the end of a run.

As much as I may try not to do it, at times I just cannot help myself but to steal a glimpse (or usually an accidental side-eye glance) of the treadmill control panel LED display, trying to gauge how far I’ve run, or even more importantly how much further I have yet to go. On some occasions I can honestly say when I give in and just focus on the glowing display, it feels like I’m staring down at a mortality clock, gruelingly ticking away ever so slowly (which when considering it now, looking back on it, I guess would actually be a good thing). I’ve seen people at the gym actually hang towels over their screens to literally prohibit themselves from seeing their “in-run” stats, but I personally think that’s a display of weakness (running is about building discipline not disallowing the development of it). Plus, it takes the tiniest element of potential fun out of a treadmill run when you realize you’re actually further along than you thought you were (although on the flip-side, the discouragement is also considerably demoralizing when you realize you’re nowhere near as far along on a run as you might have believed yourself to be); (and FWIW, more often than not, that’s typically what happens).

Anyway, getting back to the basics of clock-watching (from my perspective of course), it’s important to know that with my treadmill, the control panel periodically cycles through displays of the time, distance, and calories burned (that last metric definitely can’t be accurate???) as the run progresses. So using the technology available at hand, I employ the convenient little number tricks that I’ve detailed below, that work principally because of the pace I set and generally maintain (I’ll expound upon that shortly).. but with the caveat that if you are/want to be a faster runner, the math won’t work and it’ll throw everything off (and you’ll have to come up with your own self-help techniques). So that being the case, these guidelines are only suitable for beginners and/or people like me that are primarily just trying exercise a bit, but even more importantly, hoping to not injure or harm themselves. Knowing now that too much information can be a good thing as much as a bad thing, we delve into the numbers.

The Fundamental Magic of 5 & 6

I’m starting with the “Magic 5 & 6” because it’s pretty much the cornerstone of my entire running program (especially on the treadmill). And it’s VERY basic. I run (after my 4mph walk warm-up for 15-30 seconds) at a 5mph pace (occasionally if I’m feeling energetic, I’ll increase at some time intervals to 5.1, 5.2, even 5.3mph (you can check my historical charts for specific details), but it’s always at a pace where I’m not overexerting, and even so, the times/distances tend to remain at least close enough that I can still leverage the practice for goal setting). Knowing that, looking to hedge on the easy math, if I run at a consistent 5 mph pace for 60 minutes (if I could every actually manage to run for an entire hour I could truly test this), I would make it 5 miles at the end of 60 minutes. Five clicks in sixty long-ticks, easy breezy right (on a whiteboard it might be), but in my reality to make it doable, by breaking that down into 1 mile increments, it comes out to 1 mile for every 12 minutes, which is far more reasonable (and actually also possible). Taking it a step further and cutting it in half, 6 minutes is ½ mile (and now we’re in a realm of real possibilities). Compounding on that simple math with the base interval of ½M=6 min, distances and times become far more manageable.. so 6 min=½M=0.5M, 12 min=2x½M=1.0M, 18 min=3x½M=1.5M, 24 min=4x½M=2.0M, 30 min=5x½M=2.5M, 36 min=6x½M=3M, etc. (and FWIW a 5K is 3.107M, which at 5 mph pace is 37:17). Bottom line, the most important/basic thing to know about 5 & 6 is that running at a 5 mph pace for 6 mins, you’re covering ½ of a mile.. and if your motivational goal is 1 mile (and that is my simple baseline), then after only 6 minutes, you’re halfway there!

The Simple Intrinsic Values of 3 & 4

Once we comprehend the importance of pace/time/distance (i.e. 5mph@12 mins=1.0M), (LOL that sounds like Einstein but I’m only trying to lose a few pounds and run a 5K not solve the riddles of the universe), (or am I?), anyway, understanding the principle equation, what I consider to be the first tier of significant derivatives for it are 3 and 4 (both of which BTW are clean factors of 12). Looking to the math, after running 3 mins at 5 mph, you’ve consumed ¼ of 12 mins (3/12=.25), so subsequently ¼ or 0.25M (since we know 12 mins=1M). Furthermore, running 4 mins at 5 mph, you’ve consumed 1/3 of 12 mins (4/12=.333), so subsequently 1/3 or 0.333M (again, because we know 12 mins=1M). These values are pretty much the “building blocks of time” for my runs- 3 mins is ¼ mile, 4 min 1/3, and because they both participate so actively and conveniently in so many multiples within 12, recognizing their values opens up an entire arena of formulations that can be leveraged to console the passing of time and distance.

The Stacked Significance of 8 & 9

Although I don’t set my pace by these numbers as mph’s (as mentioned earlier, it’s pretty much always 5mph), as time intervals, they do come in quite handy when rationalizing (and/or truly realizing) how much time/distance is left when approaching a milestone. And while the math is a little more complex (perhaps 2nd grade vs. 1st) at that same 5mph pace, if we double up the 4 from above to 8 minutes (4×2=8), it’s 2/3 or .666 (8/12) mile, and also the 3 minutes to 9 (a little bit trickier this time though, tripling it 3×3=9) it’s ¾ or .750 (9/12) of a mile. The most useful aspect of this viewpoint however, is that with a little subtraction, 12-8 min & 1-.666 (or 1-2/3)=4 min is .333 (or 1/3) mile, and 12-9 min & 1-.750 (or 1-¾)=3 min is .25 (or ¼) mile. I know, somewhat pointless, but when you’re exhausted and you look down at the clock and see that you’re at 1.75M, it’s a HUGE relief to know that you’ve only got a paltry 3 minutes left to go to finish 2 miles (if you don’t know what that means or why it makes sense, you didn’t really read what I wrote up to that point, and/or don’t know what it’s like to run two miles on a treadmill).. but getting back to only 3 minutes left to finish 2 miles, you can take comfort knowing that it probably takes longer than that to tie your shoes!

The Min(i)-Incremental Function of 2

Ok so this “minor” factorial is really just the degenerative function of 4 (and ok well 8 and 12 too) but when you’re scrambling for scraps of meaningful thought-out substance, trying to justify the torture (mental and physical) that you’re putting yourself through, it makes for pretty good mind fodder. We know that a Stacked 8 (4+4) minutes is 2/3’s of a mile (.666M) and at the 5 mph pace, 4 mins (as mentioned above) is half that or 1/3 mile (which interestingly, 1/3×10 is 3.0 miles, which is just below the 5K mark goal), while 2 mins is half of that, at 1/6 of a mile (.1667). The significance of this is that 2 minutes is well, just that- 2 MINUTES! I often say “Give me a minute” or, “I’ll be there in two minutes”, which in my vernacular usually means at least five minutes, and in most cases, could likely be considerably longer.. so the way I see it, is if I can’t come to terms with and/or accept additional exertion for only a real two minutes more, I’ve got problems.

The Lowly 1

Last but not, well ok, last and least.. at 5mph, 1 minute of running covers less than 1/10 of a mile (.0833 to be exact). Not much to celebrate yet, but the good thing is that from there, it only takes 12 more seconds to cover the additional distance to complete that 10th of a mile. Distance-wise, outdoors it’s probably about a block.. but honestly when I first starting running, finishing a full minute seemed about as possible as completing a full marathon. However, as I’ve written about several times previously, once I started taking smaller steps, it became much more of a mental battle than physical- so if you’re just starting out, focus on getting to 1 minute, and then work on 2. If you stick with it, I’m confident that looking back, you’ll be surprised how after you’ve conquered those first few minutes, the rest kind of just falls into place (within reason that is of course, but then again we’re only talking about a 5K distance goal here, and with a 5mph pace, to do that we’re targeting 36 maybe 37 minutes, but hey if it takes even 40 or 50 minutes, who cares!).

Putting it all together for a “Run Through the Numbers- 3, 4, 6, 8, 9, 10, 11 & 12”

Ok, I know I went through a lot of numbers and sequences above (and FWIW included pretty much all that’s available for here, but they do matter in this little exercise, although I did leave out 1 and 2, because counting them at the beginning of a run is just being petty). However, when you’re trudging along on a treadmill with sweat pouring off you like you just ran through a carwash, every opportunity and justification to parse the time, for quantification and/or distraction (and that can be for either what’s remaining, or what’s already been “banked”), especially with a visual (in this case, the fabulous treadmill LED display), is a plan written for success in golden ink.

Reflecting back to the beginning, simply put, it’s a numbers game, and it all starts with getting to 3 minutes. Three little minutes (I know, it should be “short” minutes, but even that’s arbitrary and I prefer to look at it linearly). That’s it, that’s the first goal, pretty basic and definitely doable. Hell half the time as the clock’s ticking away well on its way to the 3, I’m still messing with my phone, trying to get the fitness apps working properly, and the music playing in a commercial free loop (definitely DuckDuckGo over YouTube). Anyway, once you get to the 3, from there, if you can manage to find your way into a rhythm (or even better make it to your Cave and then nothing matters), the rest of the numbers will fall into place like they were all meant to be (which coincidentally they are).

Start to finish (at least to the first 12 mins), here’s the progression for the numbers, with my underlying logic and distinctions about all the stages:

  • 3 Minutes” – For starters, think about it.. it’s ONLY 3 minutes (seriously, and yet LOL I still think that to myself practically EVERY time). It’s really not even enough time to get out of breath when you’re on a treadmill and only going 5mph. What it is though, is a nice convenient way to start, and importantly as I detailed above, because it’s a clean multiple of 12 and the math is easy, once you’ve run for 3 mins at 5mph, you’re already ¼ of your way through the first mile. That makes for a pretty good start, and definitely a good initial step towards a successful mile.
  • “4 Minutes” – Ok this is just a super-simple and convenient, easy “add-on” (to your initial 3 minutes) way to the next “distance milestone”, since it’s only ONE MORE minute, which if you’re clock-watching, (for me) only takes like two display cycles to get to, and then you’re at 4 mins. Another best part about 4 minutes (again the math), is that it’s 1/3 of a mile at 5mph, so practically as easy as getting to 3 min (and ¼ mile), you’re now already at 4 min and with it, .333 miles has been covered.
  • “6 Minutes” – Ok WOW, it’s a big number especially because we initially focus on 3’s and 4’s (even though if you think about it at this point, real runners have already gone a full mile and a half, so I often have to say to myself stop your whinging!). But for me, this actually is the one real/sizeable step on this time trajectory.. a full two minutes to go, getting from 4 to 6 (notice we unceremoniously skip 5 altogether, even though that’s the quintessential pace), but from the 4 it’s realistically only two more quick minutes to get through (and half of that can be spent wondering why 5 isn’t one of the time numbers), yet with a grand result, as 6 min at 5mph gets you to ½ mile, which is of course the celebratory “halfway there” and “it’s all downhill from here” point (ignoring the fact that if you’re on a treadmill there is no downhill), but regardless a VERY refreshing (and hopefully encouraging and NOT discouraging) achievement.
  • “8 Minutes” – Ok so after “halfway” 6, things seem to go by a bit quicker (at least for me they do).  Once you’ve run 6 mins, another 2 doesn’t seem as immediately difficult, because if you’re like me, you’re now starting to numb a little bit from the peripheral aches and pains. So with another quick 2 minutes added (coincidentally/conveniently typically not even more than a verse or two from any song, if that’s something you’re relying upon for a distraction), now you’re already looking at 8 mins, which (thank you again 5/12) puts you 2/3’s of the way into the mile. Nice to know (perhaps comforting, or than again maybe not- every day is different) that at this point, there’s only 4 minutes left to close out the remaining .333 mile- that’s practically a cool down walk distance.
  • 9 Minutes” – Seriously, adding 1 minute onto a hard earned 8 to get to ¾ down and only ¼ of a mile left is probably the easiest stretch of this entire exercise. And what makes it better is knowing that once you get to 9, you’ve only got 3 minutes left to go to finish the mile, and by this point you’ve done that short bit 3 times already, so the last one is a piece of cake (metaphorically speaking of course, because burning those 100 “cake calories” is the entire point of doing this).
  • “10 Minutes” – Really nothing that important about the 10 minute mark, other than the fact that it’s the first double digit time post, and that once you’ve gotten there, in just one more minute you’ll be at 11 mins, and from there, it’s less than a single minute and under 1/10th of a mile remaining to get to the point where you can take out the chalk.
  • “11 Minutes” – As I mentioned in the “10 Minutes” section above, after you get through 10, 11 is like running over a crack in the sidewalk.. you practically don’t even notice it when you go past it (provided you don’t trip) because at this point, you’re really only focused on the big 12.
  • “12 Minutes” – Ok as grand as it may seem, truth be told, hitting the 12 minute mark isn’t always “breaking the 1M tape” because I typically walk to warm up for a bit at 4mph before I “crank things up lol” to the 5mph pace, and doing so usually puts a 15-30 second lag on my “official” mile finish line time, which is also sometimes impacted by the delayed cycling of the time display of the treadmill, because I (for honesty’s sake) require a “true visual” of the completed distance along with an accompanying time, in order to insure valid times for my records (i.e. “my receipts”).   

Why it all counts.

For me when I’m running outdoors, time seems to pass the quickest when I’m distracted, or even faster when I (lol) have an “encounter”, like when I’m trying to cross a busy street and have to coordinate to dodge traffic, or when there’s someone on the sidewalk ahead of me and I have to “time it” and figure out- do I go onto the street to avoid them, and if so, which driveway do I take before I get to them, or do I just run on the grass (and risk stepping in a hole and spraining my ankle)? There are so many things to think about and/or deal with in the real world that aren’t available on a treadmill run, so anything that can help to distract from the “nothing” that is “everything” I find to be pretty valuable, so these little tricks for me, have been of immense importance- hopefully they can offer something to you.

So to recap, these are a few (8 actually), little milestones that if look to, or set as “mini goals”, they help me to incrementally pass the time to get to the “main goal”, which is just getting to one mile. And what’s really remarkable (aside from the fact that real runners in that same time period can probably get close to running 3 full miles), is that if you actually read (and thought about, trying to make sense of) everything I wrote above, at my 5 mph pace, you probably might have already run a mile.

Final thought- if perhaps you thought that there was an unusually large number of compound words in this article, you’re right. After I used a few (properly), I decided to go back over it and see how many I could actually squeeze into it without (entirely) altering the dialogue. If you caught it, good for you (and in which case you’re probably in tune with my previous article about Milestones).. if you didn’t, good for me, as I cleverly buried my own gems within my article about hidden gems.

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